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Damn you! I wanted that domain.

After reading the NY Times story about NY Gov. Elliot Spitzer being caught in a prostitution ring, and who was referred to as Client 9, I went to Go Daddy to see if client9.com was available.

Sadly, someone else grabbed client9.com today.

Yea yea yea. Howard Stern does this all the time. People are people and I bet that if we took a camera crew to Australia and asked the man on the street questions, that we could find some stupid Aussi’s as well.

Nevertheless, the video was pretty funny.

Are Americans Really That Stupid? - Watch a funny movie here

So raise your, um, hands guys, who else out there running out to buy a pair of K-Swiss shoes? That is simply one hot photo of Ukrainian tennis star Alona Bondarendo.

In a spoof to the I’m f’n Matt Damon song, actress Elizabeth Banks (who played JD’s knocked up girlfriend in scrubs) sings a cautionary Hollywood tale about f’n Seth Rogan. The video is NSFW, so watch it at home.

Source: Quick Stop Entertainment. Made on the QSE set of Kevin Smith’s movie Zack and Miri make a Porno

A few weeks ago, Sarah Silverman sung “I’m f’n Matt Damon” on her boyfriend’s, Jimmy Kimmel, show. Well, Jimmy, who is absolutely the funniest late night talk show host, got back with the below song.

Funny stuff

A few days ago I wrote a little tweet while listening to the Howard Stern Show on how Lisa Rinna uses the Basket hand job technique on husband Harry Hamlin. Well that little three sentence, off-handed comment drove some traffic here to i2conic.

Always wanting to please my readers, I searched for an explanation on how to perform the technique, but couldn’t find anything.

Turns out the name is actually the “basket weave” technique. I found this out because Howard 100 News did a story about it and interviewed sex expert Lou Paget about how to perform the deed.

While I couldn’t find anything on her website about it, she described how to do it on Cosmopolitan in the provocatively titled Erotic Tips to Rock Your World - And His. She says:

Use a water-based lubricant, and while sitting in front of him, lace your fingers together and wrap them around his penis. Rather than a simple up-and-down motion, twist as you go up and down, thumbs facing you. You can also add a little pulsing while twisting.

Other sites also describe how to do the hand job. Girl with a One Track Mind says in Sex Expisode 6: Getting to Grips with Hand-Jobs:

Basically you clasp your hands together, fingers intertwined, as if you were praying (to the God of Cock - the only deity I believe in) and slide his cock between your hands. You keep the ‘opening’ up top where your thumbs meet, tight, so when you slide your hands up and down his shaft, the soft skin between your thumb and forefinger will feel similar to the lips on a pussy. Especially if your hands are nicely lubed up.

So I hope you found out what you need. We aim to please here at i2conic.

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• Lisa Rinna was on Howard Stern today and talked about her basket HJ technique. This woman is hot. Can’t wait till her seg. is on Howard TV [UPDATE: i2conic has posted a more thorough explanation on how to perform the basket weave technique for the searchers who found this post looking for Lisa Rinna’s technique.]
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